Some flies are too awesome for the wall.
I hate this place.
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mitunathehelicaptor:

i love when people say my name cause its like hey thats me

(Source: kaitokirishima)

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 17 hours ago

rnudkipz:

when you start losing a bunch of followers

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(Source: webgf)

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 17 hours ago

femalefederals:

"if she didn’t want those nudes released, she wouldn’t have taken them"

so I guess you wouldn’t mind all your friends and family seeing your smutty fanfictions and filthy text posts since you wouldn’t have made them if you didn’t want anyone to see them

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 3 days ago

quizillla:

*looks at drawing of fictional boy* boys arent so bad i guess
*sees a real boy* i was wrong

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 3 days ago

dragondicks:

how to “pander to sjws / feminists”: in depth characters and storytelling, non objectified female characters, characters of all manners of races, identities and backgrounds

how to pander to gamer boys: make titty wobble

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janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

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 3 days ago

saddestblogger:

"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"

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(Source: saddestblogger)

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 3 days ago

thepacificrimjob:

vanillastopbath:

thepacificrimjob:

back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found

guess

okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms. 

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 3 days ago

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

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 3 days ago

lamedere:

babies screaming when you’re out shopping

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(Source: samevvada)